Conflict Mallet

Well Matt and I finished up the scripts for the first four 10-12 min episodes of This is Conflict Mallet. If you don't know what it is, which if you're actually reading this you probably already do, it's a mockumentary about a team that plays a Warhammer-like game called Conflict Mallet.

Three friends (Steve, Jared, and Dennis) are forced to look for a fourth member after losing their two previous teammates. The first, Teddy Bitchell, joined another team and beat them in the last Conflict Mallet championship. The second, Kyle, was mauled by a pack of zebras. After struggling to find anyone to replace Kyle, a girl named Valerie appears and joins the team, and shakes things up a bit.

We're about to start casting, but besides Jeff playing Teddy Bitchell nothing is really set in stone. I don't know where we're gonna find someone to play Dennis, the weirdest character of the bunch but probably one of the funniest. Valerie is another one where I just have no idea what we're gonna do.

Right now the funniest scene I think is in episode 3 that involves the group watching pornography together. Probably not a good sign, but I think it's a really funny scene.

This is the song that I want to play at the end of every episode going into the credits a la Extras. Hopefully I can get the rights to it.
The Tallest Man on Earth - Pistol Dreams

The Video is the short I made for Production II that this is based on. I think it's kinda funny. I really like it because I weigh like thirty pounds less now than I did then. So at least it makes me feel better.